Shameless Plugs Shameless Wolfies and Feeling a Lil Blue...

You said North,
I headed South.
Tossed overboard.
Good Lord, that's a really large mouth

Yeah I Feel some days that this is me....God sometimes tells to me go one way...and I purposely do something else..and end eaten by a huge as whale. Namely the big ol white whale named Depression but todays post is not actually but that today. Today I am posting bout people and there purposeful obstinance bout...Uh everything lol. Why when you are told to do something you listen and say " F you !" Cause that is so me! I hate that bout myself some days and others I revel in it with a giant smile on my face..and I just don t know which is really me... I just don t get that. Then again most days I don t get me now lol!
Itys now time for shameless plugs...My wife started a new forum for Christiam mommies and it is at...http://www.christianmomunited.freeforums.org Its a great place for christian mommies talk bout...uh mommie stuff really its self explanitory.

Watchmen: A must see.

Ok let me get this out da way....Watchmen is a good F'n movie. Not a blow you out da water, OMG type movie, but a decent flick. As a fan of the graphic novel I do have some issues wit the movie. I have heard "Its too graphic" "Its a slave to the source material". Now I understand its an intense ride of a movie ( so is the comic) and I aint one to see bouncing schwan all the time either , but the violence did not brother me, the sex scene I felt was not needed though. It really was kinda ham handed and over long. I am gonna say FTR that I do believe that Rorschach and the comedians actors should be put up for an award. They were their respective characters. the ending was decent not the best but i went in fearing worse. So all and all...You gotta go see this movie it is a buyer not a renter.

Its a New Month in a new year, but its the same F'N Ride folks!

Howdy folks it is I your fav lil ride conductor and Asshole Extraordinaire...Mr P welcoming you to a new year and to the first post of '09. First if you are new to my blog ( cause you saw me pimp it in Vf or on Facebook) I will warn you I curse....ALOT. So if words like fuck shit asshole or motherfucker make you angry...Go find a disney movie and stop reading this..Now!
Secondly very quick update...I am alive, still unemployed and still a mouthy dick. Kids are fine lil issues here and there, but all and all pretty healthy. Wife is still wife and we haven t stabbed each other ( I say that's a good things others disagree..) We will be apartment and job hunting soon though so tensions will rise and who knows she may shiv me in the exercise yard yet lol!
Thirdly I will be blogging pretty regularly right now cause some things are trecking through my brain and need to be said so check back often..
And finally I leave you with this to laugh at today...


more animals

Skitzophrenia and A Bottle of Pills..And Somehow I Get to Say Nerdfighter In My Blog

Heh heh I am feeling melodramatic today can t you tell lol! Welcome kiddoes for another Happy Happy Joy Joy ride on Da Ride I am and will always be the Man with a Plan...the Master(bator) of Justice..The Cream of the Crop Circles You host and Fav Ride Attendent: Mister MotherFucking P lol...and yes I had to had the MF ing its just that kinda day!

The Lines You Needed to Hear
Jason Prosser



Past lives
Dead skin
Layers of falsehoods spoken in vain…

Rotten teeth
Marlboros smoked
Another night in pain…

Pepsi drank
Scars revealed
Another lie to hide away…

Regrets had
Innocence taken
Smell the scent of decay…

Short stories
Longer Deaths
The folly of the written word…

Liquid hate
Lovely silence
The bright red swath of judgment’s sword…

Take everything
Keep nothing
I want it no more

Burn the past
Despise the future
Holding you to a word cause you swore…

Yup new poetry for your eyeballs kiddies. I keep shooting for happy and get twisted...Shrugs gots to love me..

Got some new tech today a External harddrive to help feed the beast cause the comp was filling up way too much...It took almost two days to back up everything but I still got like over 89 % free!

Well I gots no feed back on the last batch of vids but I am putting another one up cause it always puts a smile on my face and well..I am short on smiles lately..

This weeks is a lil thing called Brotherhood 2.0 if you are a NerdFighter you gets if not..well its still kinda funny enjoy..

Well Its Time For VIdeo-A-Thon 2 :Attack of the Groans.

Okay ppl last post was Video-A-Thon 1 : The Prosser Menace and well this is the sequel..Attack of the Groans and I am not only the director of this merry go round from hell but now I don the Helmet of a Groan trooper so Roger Roger and watch these clips...



Silly troopers lol...Now that my helmet is off its time to slip on some more headgear as I pull on my lucha mask for a slice of Chikara pie and settle in too watch a Player Uno clip wit Delirious as the discuss the virtue of Princess Peach...



And now its time to Kill em all...Pokemon style.

These Made me Chuckle Hopefully You Do Too

So Mr P was watching the music videos and these two made me chuckle a lot. Now I know I am easily amused dear Riders but I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.
So the first one is the new Fall Out Boy it made me chuckle cause well I would do most of these ebil things too lol!



This second one is a new death metal band...Now usually death metal is not chucklw worthy I know, but Well come on just look at the LOTR themed video and tell A Band of orcs is not funny...If it aint at least think of this somewhere in the world some world of warcraft geek as pants around his ankles stroking his very own "Tower of Isengard" in total Geek pleasure. (OOOH smeagle You are so good at taking care of my staff lol.........)



And one last chuckle worthy video that has me cracking up is done by the fine wrestlers at Chikare.....And well really it speaks for it self ...All I gotta say is...FINISH HIM...



So dear Riders I hope you enjoyed todays Videoathon up in the Ride and hopefully you chuckled at all these like I did.

A town called Hypocracy

Me and Tito have been discussing things and well I am gonna rant about a few of em here. I hope to get a few comments from the peanut gallery to make it worth it. This is one of my famous rants so remember if I hurt lil fweelers...AWWW WELL! =D
First I talked about this on myspace but I want to tackle it here as well. If you do something illegal to stop something illegal you have no right to be morally superior. Been watching whale wars and these idiots are committing crimes to stop whaling. Now I am for saving animals but to me if you are committing acts of piracy and chemical warfare on another country's vessel it kinda make you look like a idiot. The captain of the Sea Shepard's ship put two members of his crew on a ship and then flipped saying they were hostages.....No you put em in harms way and they committed a crime so they deserve their fate ...and you deserve to feel ashamed for putting your crew in dancer MR Paul Wilson..Now I see why Greenpeace booted you!
Secondly happy to see a new face in the Pres office...but how can you promise change then say your gonna bring Hillary Clinton into a position of power...Where is the change in having her ..I was just saying.
And finally ...uh I forgot. Grr Well I guess Ill have another post sooner or later dear Riders. If you feel strongly enough bout what i just said feel free to flame me I can take it!!!